AISubs v3.7
- Yellow or Orange? - Yellow!
- Yellow!
This is Toshimitsu, but...
- He's a very stupid guy. - He's a stupid guy.
There are many types of stupid guys, but Toshimitsu...
He doesn't know the rules, and doesn't know how to explain things.
He's that type of stupid guy.
He might know the rules, but he doesn't know how to explain it.
When it's a difficult game, he'll get carried away and say "well, whatever" at first...
But during the actual show, he'll say "what the hell is this?!"
So we're going to use that...
There are many types of board games like this one...
But among them, there's one that's very interesting, famous, and difficult.
- I've got it all here. - It's this one!
Katana!
- Yes, it's very famous, and I'm sure many of you know it. - I know it.
It's really interesting, but it's also difficult.
If you just listen to it, you won't be able to understand the rules.
- We're going to play it in ways we don't know. - Yes.
This is for people who know the rules.
We're going to explain it.
- I don't think you'll understand it even if you just listen. - Yeah.
- It's just difficult. - Yeah.
We know it perfectly, but we're pretending like we know it little by little...
When Toshimitsu is a little worried...
Hey, you didn't listen to me!
- "I know it!" - "It's crazy!"
- "I'm going to get angry!" - "I'm going to get angry and eat you!"
- If you eat 10 points, you win. - Yeah.
We're usually aiming for 10 points, but Toshimitsu...
- He gets one point for every cut. - Toshimitsu?
Toshimitsu and I are usually the ones who get angry and raise points...
- But we know the rules. - Yeah.
- If Toshimitsu gets angry and cuts, we get one point. - Yeah.
- We get angry and decide who wins. - You guys are mean!
- We're the bad guys! - I'm going to say what's scary today.
"Oh, that's funny!" Toshimitsu will say it and it's scary.
- It's over. - It's over.
Since we're filming this video, we can't investigate whether you know it or not.
- So we have to say what Toshimitsu doesn't know. - Yeah.
Because Othello is gay.
- What are you talking about? - Okay, we'll wait.
5 minutes later...
So all 5 of us will eat one?
This is so hard...
(Screaming)
Looks tasty...
There's 3 board games in the world
Ginsei Game and Dodonjan?
(Laughing)
It's really tiring and cheesy in this windy weather
It's water.
It has nothing to do with water these days,
but you can wash it with hand soap and it's good.
It's made by Jackson, so it's really clean.
It's delicious.
I don't know about clothes that are said to be from the end of the pharaoh.
I know.
Today, we're going to play a world-famous board game,
- Katan. - Katan.
- Have you heard of it? - Just the name?
So, these five of us will be playing, and Mushi- san will be playing as a game master.
- That's right! - So, well, we'll first listen to Mushi-san's rules before we start.
- Right! - The characteristic of Katan is...
- Like this... - It looks like water.
- Aaahhhhh! - Aaahhhhh!
- So, I'm Mizui-nin and you're Gake-puchi-nin. - Are you sure about Gake-puchi-nin?
- Are you sure about Gake-puchi-nin?
Oh!
[The rules are like this, so we'll talk about it with you guys later]
- Wasn't the explanation stupid? - It's long
I was really sleepy
- 5! - Oh no!
- 8! - I see
Daisoul!
- Toshinsukun, you don't have this, do you? - I don't
- Can you give me one? - No!
- What? - What?
- You can drink it! - No, I can't
- But I... - Can I have it?
- Yes, you can
- Yay! I got it! - Are you thinking about it?
- Are you okay? - I don't know
- Toshimitsu, would you like to exchange two wood and two stone? - No, I can't
- Or I can give you this, too. Would you like to exchange it with Ryo? - If you have the same opinion as me, I'll exchange it with you
- You got a lot of money - Thank you very much!
- Why? What did you get? - I was the first one to do it
- I don't know why you said like that - You got a lot of money
- It's a waste of money - It's okay
- Three! - Seven! Nine!
- It's six plus three - It looks like four
- It's six plus three - It doesn't look like four
- It's one thousand - Are you going to play with stones?
- It's nine. I'll...
- I'll use a knight - A knight should swing a dice
- You were naive! - I thought you were going to be irritated
- Give me a brick! - Do you want a brick?
- I'll give it to you out of pity - What?
- Two! - Toshimitsu's town is starting to move
- Your town is negative - Why?
- I don't know what you're talking about
- It's five coins - I have two or four of them
- It was a waste of resources - It's okay, I'll forgive you
- It's dangerous - It's okay
That's amazing.
Oh no!
It's over.
Oh!
Okay.
Ah...
Finally, you're not the one who was born.
You were born right away.
I'm gonna kill you.
Whoa!
Junichi!
You're here!
Whoa!
You killed Rengu.
No, no, no.
What do you mean?
That's what you always say.
No, I'm gonna kill you.
Hahahahaha!
Come on!
Let's develop like crazy.
Hahahahaha!
You're so good at this.
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh!
It's me.
I see.
This way.
Shut up!
Hahahahaha!
Don't mess with me!
Hahahahaha!
Hey!
Hmm...
What should we do?
I don't know what to do.
You don't know what to do?!
Can I sit down?
Hahahahaha!
You don't know what to do, do you?
Okay, I'm going to develop.
Here we go!
Finally!
Toshimizu!
There will be one more Toshimizu Village!
Are you sure?
Ohhhhh!
We can do it!
Keep it up!
Let's develop!
What should we do?!
I'm done.
I'm done already!
Hahahahaha!
[A few minutes later...]
You're trash. You're just a kid.
I don't need kids. I need friends.
He hates taking his coat off the most.
(Laughing)
(Screaming)
The end!
Did you do it properly?
I was doing it.
No, from the middle...
I wasn't enjoying it normally.
That's what it means.
I felt like I was blaming you.
No, you were telling me in the middle.
I was still...
Ryo was doing his best.
Tetsuya was enjoying the game normally.
Everyone was slacking off.
No, it's not like that.
You were scared.
I understand you.
No, but from the middle of the game, you were doing nothing.
Toshimi-san, do you know what we just talked about?
We just talked about something else.
What do you mean?
What? We just talked about something else.
I wanted this!
I counted the number of times I said...
This is a little irritating.
11 times!
The winner is Toshimi-san!
Congratulations!
You're amazing. Is this your main channel?
My main channel...
Can you not do things like this?
You're making me lose my value.
You're too slow, Toshimi-san!
We were doing our best to make you lose your value.
Toshimi-san, you're usually angry, but you were mean to us.
You were mean to us.
Can you give me a million yen?
I wanted you to lose your value a little more.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I might cry, but I'd better not.
Then we should do something a little more difficult.
You won't get caught, will you?
No, I won't.
I'm sorry. Let's do it again.
Thank you for your time and effort!
Thank you for your hard work!